HOW TO DESCRIBE A PLACE IN LONDON AND IN NIGERIA [comedy]
A Facebook user by name Aliyu Nuhu posted a rib-cracking joke on how Londoners and Nigeria give some direction whenever they ask for it. You definitely need to read and share this because you will laugh your ass out.
*LONDON*
13 Liverpool Street, off Queen Elizabeth Park, Suite C5 first floor, Room 7A..
*But In NAIJA*
“If you reach Ebeleku street, you will see one big gutter, by the right there’s a shrine. Jump the gutter and corner left.
Do as if you’re going right but be cornering left small small.
Be going down down… straaaaaight! They use to smoke weed on that street, If any body stop you don’t answer just hold your bag tight.
Until you will see one place they’re selling akamu in front of one ogogoro kiosk: opposite where they used to throwey dustbin.
Just stand there and flash me. I will come out
Copied from: Aliyu Nuhu